logically wrong.

now i just dont understand the logic of some people. haha. this is not meant to be a rant. just plain amusement. i shall state two examples. you be the judge. the parties involved shall remain anonymous.

Case Study 1

"I was looking around for any anime shops so i can buy you the figurines that you want. I went to this shop that sells all those anime things and i asked the shopkeeper if he sold teen titans and he just stared at me. Teen Titans is gay."

"Why? What about those sick hentai, grossly disproportionate figurines that reveal all sorts of things. Are those gay?"

"No."

"Ermm. Why?"

"Because they damn satisfy horny guys."

"And thats not gay? as well as extremely loser and retarded? while Teen Titans is just an entertaining cartoon show?"

"No. Teen Titans is just gay."

"..."

okaee. i guess this instance, the subjects at hand are abit subjective to tastes. however, hentai less that tt in terms gayness? hmm. but the next example clearly shows how dumbe some people can be.

Case Study 2

I was bored so i started Dark Crusade and went to the online servers looking for a quick 1v1 game. i found this random guy and i joined his game.
My Race: Chaos
Dude's Race: Space Marines
after he found out what race i was playing, he started typing me some messages.

D: prepare to be pwned n00b. i'm going to crush you. SM ownz all and Chaos is a piece of shit.
Me: So you damn pro issit?
D: More than you, i saw yur player stats. you've barely played this game. i'm going to crush you.
Okae. i start to get wary. maybe he is a good player and he may win me. But then again, he maybe just acting like a complete jackass. nonetheless, i continued confidently.
4 minutes later, i attacked him with a force of Chaos Space Marines. Dude's response.

D: F*** YOU NOOB! F***ING HEAVY BOLTER SPAMMER! TRY USING SOME REAL TACTICS FOR A CHANGE! F***ING NOOB.

bear in mind, my force was decimating his troops. i decided he was being such a retard, i wanted to pull back and build up a bit before attacking. fine, you accuse me of using one troop type, i shall attack with more.
2 minutes later, i attack again with Chaos Space Marines, Raptors and Bezerkers. He had managed to build up a decent force. but i still slaughtered them. by then, my tanks had gotten out and i proceded on to decimate his base.

Dude's respones:
D: F***ING NOOB! STOP SPAMMING UNITS! ASSF***!
Me: Retard. I'm attacking with more troop types that you.
D: F*** YOU. CHAOS IS BROKEN. ITS COMPLETELY IMBA!
Me: Weren't you saying you were going to crush me and that chaos is shit?
D: F***ING NOOB
Me: If i was the n00b, would i be destroying you and your base?

well. after that, i didnt get any response from him. but this was probably the most hilarious case of retardedness i'd seen in a long time. i wasnt angry, but i won the game highly amused.

haha.